(Kindle) [Notes from a Big Country]

Upon returning after an extended absence Obsessions with skinny white girls named Jessica the unbelievable noise especially from radio and TV un ending ads for stuff on sale which exist in other places but when it s in another language I just tune it out the fact that no one walks anywhere the enormous bodiesuitting smoking maybe wasn t such a great idea folks the amount of non food items for sale in a grocery store Have you ever visited a foreign country for a length of time to the point where you were caught up in a completely different lifestyle and society and then when you finally returned home you experienced a form of reverse culture shockThat is what happened to Bill Bryson when he moved back to the US after living in England for two decades This delightful book is a collection of weekly columns he wrote for the Mail on Sunday newspaper from 1996 to 1998 Bryson has fun talking about American food going shopping holiday seasons going to the movies going to the beach the US postal service US tax forms and dozens of awkward and humorous encounters he had with fellow citizens Even though some of the columns showed their age a bit such as referencing pre Internet computers and habits or they included statistics from the 1990s when Bryson was trying to make a point the pieces were still largely relevant and got at the heart of what it was like to live in America A Is this your favorite Bryson book No that honor would go to A Walk in the Woods with At Home getting second place Would you recommend this to fellow readers Yes but I would say that I don t think it should be the first Bryson book you read The short columns are fun but they re not as cohesive as his travelogues or history books Is this one of those times when you would recommend listening to the audiobook instead of reading the print Yes I would Bryson is a wonderful narrator and I think I enjoyed the book because I listened to him tell these shorter stories Why are you reading so many Bill Bryson books You re getting a bit obsessive We re concerned and we re thinking of an interventionWHOA Everyone can calm down I m not obsessed I ve just been working my way through a collection of his audiobooks They are a delightful way to pass my daily commute to work You should try it some days a Bryson story makes me laugh so hard that it brings tears to my eyes It s a great way to start the day Now if you ll excuse me I have to go listen to his book about visiting AustraliaSome favorite uotesComing back to your native land after an absence of many years is a surprisingly unsettling business a little like waking from a long coma Time you discover has wrought changes that leave you feeling mildly foolish and out of touch You proffer hopelessly inadeuate sums when making small purchases You puzzle over ATM machines and automated Gas Pumps And Pay Phones pumps and pay phones are astounded to discover by means of a stern grip on your elbow that gas station road maps are no longer freeSome weeks ago I announced to my wife that I was going to the supermarket with her next time she went because the stuff she ept bringing home was how can I put this not *fully in the spirit of American eating I mean here we were living in a paradise of junk food the country * in the spirit of American eating I mean here we were living in a paradise of junk food the country gave the world cheese in a spray can and she ept bringing home healthy stuff like fresh broccoli and packets of Swedish crispbread It was because she was English of course She didn t really understand the rich unrivaled possibilities for greasiness and goo that the American diet offers I longed for artificial bacon bits melted cheese in a shade of yellow unknown to nature and creamy chocolate fillings sometimes all the in same product I wanted food that suirts when you bite into it or plops onto your shirt front in such gross uantities that you have to rise very very carefully from the table and sort of limbo over to the sink to clean yourself upI m going to have to be uick because it s a Sunday and the weather is glorious and Mrs Bryson has outlined a big ambitious program of gardening Worse she s wearing what I nervously call her Nike expression the one that says Just do it Now don t get me wrong Mrs Bryson is a rare and delightful creature and goodness nows my life needs structure and supervision but when she gets out a pad and pen and writes the words Things to Do vigorously underscored several times you DYA (1933-1939) (Libros sobre el Opus Dei) know it s going to be a long time till Monday On why his mother was not a great cook To be perfectly fair to her my mother had several strikes against her in theitchen department To begin with she couldn t have been a great cook even if she had wanted to She had a career you see she worked for the local newspaper which meant that she was always flying in the door two minutes before it was time to put dinner on the table On top of this she was a trifle absentminded Her particular specialty was to cook things while they were still in the packaging I was almost full grown before I realized that Saran "Wrap wasn t a sort of chewy glaze A combination of haste forgetfulness and a charming incompetence where "wasn t a sort of chewy glaze A combination of haste forgetfulness and a charming incompetence where appliances were concerned meant that most of her cooking experiences were punctuated with billows of smoke and occasional small explosions In our house as a rule of thumb you new it was time to eat when the firemen departedMy rating 35 stars rounded up to Mes disconcerting reunion with the land of his birth The result is a book filled with hysterical scenes of one man's attempt to reacuaint himself with his own country but it is also an extended if at times bemused love letter to the homeland he has returned to after twenty years away. Notes from a Big CountryJanuary 1 1996A very funny perspective It must be hard to be both a native and an outsider Fortunately Bryson is funny as hell so the difficulty of it all is related in a way that might make you laugh out loud if you re a laughing out loud sort of personLibrary copy Bill Bryson is an Anglo American author of books on travel science language and other non fiction topics Bill BrysonBill Bryson born in Iowa lived in England for twenty years before returning to the US with his family This book is a compilation of humorous articles about America that Bryson wrote for a British publication The book published in 2000 is somewhat dated Even taking this into account many articles have a snarky annoying tone This was disappointing as I usually like Bryson s booksParts of the book did make me smile including a few satirical but overly long articles detailing the million steps reuired to fill out an income tax return get a foreign born family member declared a legal resident of the US and set up a new computer of course this is much easier nowOther things on Bryson s mind were problematic for me such as his whining about smoking restrictions because people want to avoid second hand smoke griping about letters being returned even though he didn t now the correct address he seems to feel the post office has an obligation to figure out where he wants his letters delivered day trips for fun which he generally describes as endless hours of driving for 10 minures of recreation and so on I wanted to tell Bryson if you don t like it here go back to England which he actually did in 2003The book might be worth checking out of the library but it s not worth buying He s written much better ones You can follow my reviews at 1000 BOOKS READ Okay maybe it s not an exact 1000 Some of the books I ve added to my GR read list are not even books On the other hand I New Writing, New Approaches (African Literature Today, Vol. 12) know I ve forgotten some of the books I read as aid so maybe it evens out in the end and GR s count is probably as accurate as it s going to get Therefore let the good times rollOh my goodness that was fun Okay back to business I m a Stranger Here Myself Notes on Returning to America after Twenty Years Away is a very long title It rambles a bit doesn t it Unfortunately so does its author Bill Bryson This book loses focus Sure these are essays but even within each essay he gets lost now and thenI am a Bryson fan but this was not one of my favorites of his It s a collection from his column in a Brit newspaper It s mildly interesting for its take on American life viewed through the lens of an American ex pat returning home after Englishing himself up for a few years That could be a good premise and most of this is fairly entertaining but often it devolves into complaining rants The humor also occasionally falls back on John Cleese s list tactic of comedy creation where if you don t have a strong premise you just eep adding to it so that the preponderance of substance eventually feels like uality You can almost see Bryson flailing around for things to write about Creating content for a weekly column is no easy taskI prefer when he focuses on a topic and sticks with it for the length of the book For instance A Walk in the Woods is about walking the Appalachian Trail In a Sunburned Country is a humous look a Who says you can t go homeBryson grew up in America married his English wife and moved to England with her Now after 20 years across the pond he moves back And that s when things got weird Coming back to your native land after an absence of many years is a surprisingly unsettling business a little like waking up from a long coma Time you discover has wrought changes that leave you feeling mildly foolish and out of touch I suppose I feel a milder version of this whenever I visit my parents or extended relatives Reading his take on returning home was a delight and there were so many parts I could relate

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always I enjoyed his scenarios and contemplations His signatur I normally love Bill Bryson s books Unfortunately I could swear this one was written by Andy Rooney First think I will say is that this isn t the book I would finish if I didn t have to for university I m not saying that this book isn t good I m just saying that this book wasn t for meSecond thing I will say is that I can t believe that I finally finished it I don t think I ve ever needed this much time to finish one book and the book wasn t even that "Big I M A "I m a Here Myself or as it was released in England Notes from a Big Country Is A Collection Of Columns When Bill Bryson Moved To a collection of columns When Bill Bryson moved to United States he started writing columns for British newspapers and those columns were later collected and put together into a book And in these columns all Bryson did was moan moan and yeah you ve guessed it moan It was fun reading it at the beginning but after few columns it just got annoyingBut one thing I liked about this book and the reason I didn t give it one star was the humor Bryson have sarcastic and dark humor and in few columns it showed and even made me laugh If he used his humor I might have actually liked the book When in doubt andor a funky reading mood pick a Bill Bryson book that s my newest mottoAs much as I d love to re read favourite books if only to reacuaint myself with the storycharacters andor to check if they still thrill me as much. After living in Britain for two decades Bill Bryson recently moved back to the United States with his English wife and four children he had read somewhere that nearly 3 million Americans believed they had been abducted by aliens as he later put it it was clear my people needed me The. It s difficult to do so when many unread books are beckoning me to pay attention For the past month or so I ve been a reluctant reader Luckily I m still able to listen to audiobooks So when perusing the library overdrive for audiobooks I spotted this book and I had to download it even though I read it 10 15 years ago If the number of owned books is an indication of how much you love a certain author then the eleven Bill Bryson books gathering dust on my bookshelf make him my favourite author My love for him better said for his wit humour intelligence sarcasm curiosity observation skills and snark has reached its highest level and after all these years it s still intactThis book is a collection of weekly columns penned by Bryson between 1996 98 Dated right Or is it Let s mass incarceration for minor offences injustice the death penalty issues relating to the immense costs ineuality of gets put to death and most importantly people wrongly convicted still current and getting worse airline companies not doing a very good job as service providers check people being dumber and dumber and the increasing trend of dumbing down check too much choice too much of anything over consumerism disregard for the environment and conserving resources check mindless shopping check having a million and one TV channels and nothing to watch checkI m guessing most people still have to drive everywhere as most places don t make any allowances for pedestrians Things that have changed desktop computers seem to have put the serial numbers in accessible places oh and who remembers the last time they spoke to a real person in a company about installingsetting up anything you bought from themWhile listening to this I couldn t help wonder what would Bryson make of today s this and that I wish he still wrote weekly columns I would even buy a magazinenewspaper subscription to read his musings Bill Bryson has become something like my spiritual guide Taken together his works form a roadmap for living life as a middle aged oversensitive bookish misanthropic curious and curiously inept man and I am following his lead into the sunset This book was particularly relevant for me because I recently returned to New York to renew my visa Like Bryson I would be seeing my native land after a spell abroad although my time away was much shorter As usual I got the audiobook version so I could savor his delicate voice and charming transatlantic accent The whole experience warms my heart I m a Stranger Here Myself originated as a newspaper column for a British magazine written about the trials of moving back to the United States after living his whole adult life in England As such this book is of a collection than a unified whole The subject jumps from buying fax machines to filing immigration paperwork from playing ball with his son to gardening with his WIFE NOT TO MENTION THANKSGIVING HAIR CUTS SPELL CHECKERS not to mention thanksgiving hair cuts spell checkers travel the economy and much else Strangely enough the imposed brevity of a newspaper column allows us to see of Bryson not less He mainly writes about whatever is on his mind and freuently lapses into autobiography We meet his wife and ids examine his memories of his childhood and get a tour of his town If you like Bryson this will be delightful and if not not As far as the ostensible subject goes and I say ostensible because Bryson often strays from it I cannot say Bryson uite captures the experience of seeing American culture from a distance He remarks that people here eat too much walk too little and conseuently weigh too much He notes our preoccupation with rules our predilection for junk food our reflexively optimistic attitude To his credit Bryson presciently condemns American xenophobia and our disastrous War on Drugs But in general his observations seem rather superficial Certainly he is no Tocueville I cannot resist including one of my own observations here The thing that has most struck me upon moving back is the paranoia There was a heat wave when I arrived and everybody was worrying about it When it gets cold we ll worry about that too My family and friends are all biting their nails about this election Indeed I think it s fair to say that fear has taken over this election season On the right they re worried about immigrants Muslims communists and Clinton and on the left we re mainly worried about the possibility of a Trump presidency When I turn on the local news I see there s been a murder in Brooklyn a man struck by lightning in ueens and a fire in Manhattan In other news there might be something wrong with our water certain foods might The Alien Huntress Series Alien Huntress kill you and certain hair products might cause cancer And don t forget that a terrible epidemic is on the horizonThis example is just to show that Bryson could have gone much further in his cultural analysis But the book is not meant to be a serious work of cultural criticism so I suppose it s unfair to fault a lighthearted collection of newspaper columns for being trivial The pieces here were not meant to change your life or open your eyes but to provide a modest dose of entertaining reading And that s what they do Now if you ll excuse me I m going to go practice my transatlantic accent As an expat about to return to the US this book simply wasn t Weird enough for me It in no way captures my experience of how completely absurd the US feels. Y were greeted by a new and improved America that boasts microwave pancakes twenty four hour dental floss hotlines and the staunch conviction that ice is not a luxury item Delivering the brilliant comic musings that are a Bryson hallmark I'm a Stranger Here Myself recounts his someti.