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Mean the main character is pink with purple hair sort of like an overgrown buff and vibrating troll doll only prettier But the thing is the book is so ridiculous and the premise is so stupid that the book is Funny So That Makes It Entertaining And so that makes it ntertaining and the nd it s actually kind of njoyable really I kid you not it s not so bad once you take it with a healthy dose of humor the sex is certainly interesting this lady sure has some imagination Umm that was different Totally not what I was xpecting I can t decide if I want to give this book 2 or 3 stars I suppose a 25 would best describe how much I njoyed the story but I ll round up to a 3 to be nice It wasn t the best book it wasn to be nice It wasn t the best book it wasn the worst book Diviak was a STRAIGHT UP ALIEN So as far as the hotness factorthe author lost me when she described him as having NO EYEBROWS I was like NO EYEBROWS Really LOL Then his private was basically a rabbit BOB it twirled Now that was a bit much It was an interesting One Ticket To Texas enough read I guess but I doubt I llver read the rest of the series LOL that was so silly I had to read it uick read and an Helpmate entertaining lunch break spending time with the characters I m feeling generous so 3 starsThe premise is good but its written like a story a high schooler would write Lots of alien words for genitalstc And hey Diet Coke has to be good for something right I think the authors were just having too much fun writing this and not focusing on us the readers Not sure maybe they always write like this This is the first book that i read from this author and i have to say i didn t njoy it very much For once the plot of the book does not make much sense to me i get it there are a specie of aliens that are searching for their lost princess to me i get it there are a specie of aliens that are searching for their lost princess nd up in arth This particular species does have one thing called the Mot Ruom some kind of mating season that all the males have unless they are mated to their amavar their mate So this aliens are stuck in the arth with the mating season ready to begin and no way of reaching their home since the fuel in their space ship is low Their captain goes to the surface in Halloween and that was good thinking from the author because their skin is deep pink and all the humans do not get surprised to see a pink man because is Halloween and meets Jasmine a human who Black British Cultural Studies: A Reader ends up to be is predestined amavar So far so good but here is wherends up the good pa You are my amavar my mate my heartsong My heart leaps into my mouth at his words I adore these kind of stories Aliens plus mating thing Gypsy World: The Silence of the Living and the Voices of the Dead euals simple perfectionspec. Planet called ‘Earth’ without Bryozoan Evolution enough fuel to get us home And worst of allvery last one of us is about to go into heat That’s bad Very bad Our only hope of survival lies somewhere on Well at least it was short Honestly is this what self pub has come to Giggling high schoolers get together over some J germeister or flavoured vodka and churn out a whole fucking series of bad alien abduction stories Or maybe it was written as one of those tag team deals where internet strangers get to write a chunk then pass it on Whatever it reads like a parody The pink aliens are at least uniue if ridiculous but hiding genitalia behind a carapace is anything but sexy The grossness of that concept was apparently counteracted by the fact his penis operated a carapace is anything but sexy The grossness of that concept was apparently counteracted by the fact his penis operated a GODDAMNED RABBIT THE VIBRATOR NOT THE ANIMAL IT EVEN rabbit the vibrator not the animal It Crisis and Continuity at the Abbasid Court: Formal and Informal Politics in the Caliphate of Al-Muqtadir (295-320/908-32) even fer cryin out loud Hysterical but how the hell did thatven work You spin your penis at any rpm and most guys would uickly be in the ER with a painful penis and life threatening torsion If anything is connected oh let s say like urethra seminal vesicles and fucking blood vessels that keep a body part viable you can t go twisting it around and around like Linda Blair s head in The Exorcist A spinning penis Good grief Why would these dudes be sent on such a mission if they were on the verge of a biological imperative not seen since Spock tried to hijack the Enterprise so he could get it on with seen since Spock tried to hijack the Enterprise so he could get it on with bitchy fianc Silvers Edge e Nope calling it something besides Pon Far did not hide the fact someone grew up in a family of Trekkies girls That said at least they could spell If you dig these I had wild monkey sex with an alien stories and many do despite thembarrassing slash fiction uality of most of them at least this has laughs and a general knowledge of the English language going for it The ability to use spellcheck and discern homonyns alone puts it above the mbarrassing Brides of the Kindred series I m revising my original intent to give one star based on humor and spelling alone Won t go higher than that because I m now fighting the urge to head to Hot Topic for bad jewelry Are malls ven a thing now I didn t think that I would like this book but I did It was hilarious Pink aliens come on where they do that at Diviak is the Captain of his spaceship and his looking for the princess from his planet that has been kidnapped His ship is about to crash because it get hit by an asteroid They land on Earth or Jord in search of fuel He beams into a mall and his cock leads him to his mate Jasmine LOL That s when I started laughing because no one thinks its strange that a pink man is walking around because its Halloween LOL It just gets funnier from there I loved it This book is so ridiculous you have no idea Just when I think nothing lse could go wrongI see her My crew and I are on a desperate mission hunting a villain but he’s always one step ahead Now we’re stuck in orbit over a primitive. ,

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Ially when the hero goes all savage possessive caveman styleThis story was very njoyable with sweet and funny dialogues the xplicit scenes were the highlight in this book and they were way too hot Diviak and Jasmine were very suited as a couple with Jasmine been one of the most controvert heroines I ve ver read Generally the plot Come Hell or High Water: Feminism and the Legacy of Armed Conflict in Central America evolved with fast pace and been a short novel didn t make any difference from long one because had all the perfect ingredients I can t wait to read the second book i m hooked up by the series I am a vast ofmptiness of space with no sun to warm my face if you are not at my side 25Captured by the Alien Savage by Marina Maddix Flora Dare was a freebie on I ve had it for a couple months freebie on I ve had it for a couple months I picked it up and read now it because I recently noticed that all the alien romances seem to feature blue aliens On a lark I did a uick google search and came up with than 50 of them I Autobiography and Other Writings even wrote a half joking blog post about it Inded that post with the uestion where s my chartreuse alien or mauve or red Well given that two days later I happened across a I kid you not pink alien romance in my TBR I had to read itI thinkno I m fairly sure that this MUST be parody And as parody it s pretty good read itI thinkno I m fairly sure that this MUST be parody And as parody it s pretty good s hilarious ven I mean he s a hot pink occasionally flushing to purple alien stud who features a penis with a retractable carapace that when unleashed swells in the middle vibrates AND GYRATES He can ven use it as a homing device to find his mate literally being led by his cock They fuel their ship on diet coke and have to return home uickly or they ll all go into a mating frenzy and kill Unbeatable Mind (3rd Edition): Forge Resiliency and Mental Toughness to Succeed at an Elite Level (English Edition) eBook: Mark Divine: Amazon.fr: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l. each other It s like all the normal alienrotica tropes on steroids As parody I call it a success If someone wrote this to be seriousum sorry I don t know how this nded up in my kindle maybe because of Ice Planet Barbarian I mean I was almost used to Blue aliens but PinkPurple alien Anyways I started with it and it was so stupid it was hilarious For xample I can t believe I m going to ask this but what s your name She pauses for a moment then bursts out laughing The sound is like the stars singing Oh my God I can t believe I let you blingablangga me and I don t Apocalyptic Cartography: Thematic Maps and the End of the World in a Fifteenth-Century Manuscript even know your blogging nameIt was difficult imagine someonentirely pinkpurple to be sexyI mean I was imagining him like this But moving on I don t think this reuires much laborated review because most of the story is covered in Blurb It was fun while it lasted but I m not sure whether I ll read next onebut maybe I ll Not sure but definitely ntertainin. He surface I can’t afford any distractions least of all a beautiful curvy human female who my body tells me is my fated mate my amavar But that’s impossible My mate can’t be human can ,

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