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An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and JulietT prances around her room And Draws Hearts On Things draws hearts on things scribbles Mrs Juliet Montague in her diary over and over Because Mrs Juliet Montague in her diary over and over Because is THIRTEEN How old is Romeo supposed to be Let s not talk about that kCAPULET Good news Juliet I found you a husbandPARIS Hello I m a complete tool JULIET Daddy I don t want to marry that apparently decent and nflawed guy I m in love with Romeo Montague we met yesterday and it was HOT CAPULET I WILL BE DAMNED IF I SEE MY ONLY DAUGHTER MARRIED TO THE ONLY SON OF THE MAN WHO IS MY MORTAL ENEMY FOR REASONS TOO UNIMPORTANT TO SPECIFY IN THIS PLAYJULIET stamps foot runs off to her room to watch High School Musical again and sulkTYBALT Hey Romeo your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberriesMONTAGUE POSSE Oh snapMERCUTIO YOU TAKE THAT BACK TYBALT MAKE ME ROMEO No You can t fight him Mercutio because I already married his cousin TYBALT I KEEL YOU Romeo attempts to stop the fight and fails miserablyMERCUTIO FUCK YOU ALL diesROMEO Okay forget what I said about not fighting I KEEL YOUTYBALT diesPRINCE I ve had enough of your shit Emo McStabbypants You re banished ROMEO Waaaaaahhhhhh I m banished and Juliet is going to marry another guy and it s not fair WHY DOES GOD HATE MEFRIAR LAURENCE Jesus Christ not this again Okay if you promise to grow a pair I ll help you and your wife out Here s the plan she takes a potion that ll make her go into a coma and then she ll get put in the family tomb and then you ll sneak back into town break into the tomb wait From Mistress to Wifey until she wakesp and then the two of you escape and live happily ever after It s perfectAUDIENCE the hellShockingly the plan fails Romeo goes back to the tomb pausing to kill Paris just for good measure but he thinks Juliet s dead and drinks poison and dies and then like two seconds later she wakes Disney Infinity: Character Encyclopedia up and sees that Romeo isn t mostly dead like she was he s dead so she stabs herselfMONTAGUE Wow we are awful parents CAPULET I have an idea let s make solid gold statues of our dead children to commemorate their love and serve as a constant reminder of the fact that our only children killed themselves because we were suchncaring parents they actually do thisSHAKESPEARE Beat that Stephenie Meyer THE ENDRead for 9th grade EnglishBONUS courtesy of The Second City Network Every Shakespeare heroine needs a sassy gay friend Two things struck me during this re reading 1 From the first scene of the play the sexual puns are drenched in metaphorical violence drawing your weapon laying knife aboard forcing women to the wall etc creating a stark contrast with the purity of Romeo and Juliet s love and language and 2 Mercutio the Nurse and Old Capulet are something totally new both in Shakespeare and also in English drama that is characters who are not only realistic but whose language completely reflects their thought processes to the point where they take on a life of their own Shakespeare would create many other such characters but these three are the first Why didn t they just run away together It would have saved a lot of heart ache in fair verona where we lay our scene i went to verona this past weekend and there is a very special experience that comes from reading a story in the same place where it is set the city has a very romantic feel to it but its a gentle and Dance With The Devil uiet romance which is completely different from thergent and desperate love between romeo and juliet we could argue for days about whether or not romeo and juliet were actually in love with each other let alone old enough to know what love is but for me my focus isnt the story its how its told the writing in this is so lovely even when tybalt gets called a saucy boy lololol i think shakespeare is a genius and the way his characters express love and longing and desire in this is really something else come gentle night come loving black browed night give me my romeo and when i shall die take him and cut him out in little stars and he *will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world *make the face of heaven so fine that all the world be in love with night maybe i just fell nder the spell of city or maybe shakespeares words really do have a profound effect on the reader but i enjoyed this play and these star crossed lovers and its true what the prince says for never was a story of woe than this of juliet and her romeo 45 stars. Rmat whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy In rare cases an imperfection in the original such as a blemish or missing page may be replicated in our edition We do however repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical work. THIS This is what happens when you jump into a Rebound RelationshipSo when the story opens Romeo is desperately in love with Rosaline But since she won t give p the booty has sworn to remain chaste he s all depressed and heartbroken Annoying up the booty has sworn to remain chaste he s all depressed and heartbroken Annoying style His friends tired of his constant whining give him a Beyonc mixtape He takes her words to heart and her lyrics begin to mend his broken soul His boys drag his sad ass to a party and across a crowded room Romeo spies his next victimer his really really for real this time True LoveMeet 13 year old Juliet Who is 13And how old is Romeo Well he s old enough to kill Juliet s cousin in a sword fight soyeah Probably not 13 But since he s such a punk little pussy what with the whining sobbing and spouting off crap poetry I m going to assume he s not much older than she is and say 15 or 16 If I m wrong don t correct me It ll help me sleep tonight Tragically Juliet is a Hatfield and Romeo is a McCoy Their families have been feuding over a McCoy pig that was killed during a Hatfield moonshine run decades ago Totally true I swearNeedless to say tensions are still running high So Shhhhh They gotta keep their love on the down lowAnd it is love dammit I mean they ve stared at each other a whole bunch and had like two conversations This time around Romeo isn t going to make the same mistake as before and let the new girl of his dreams slip through his fingersFuck yeah Time to get married Because marriage will solve all your problems No reallyPinkie promiseAnd we all know what happened next rightWellIshYou know I can t help but wonder what that first encounter would ve been like if they d met when they were olderRomeo Hey baby Heaven must be missing an angel Mind if I crawl A White Slave in Turkey Book 1 - A BDSM Novel up to your balcony tonightJuliet The fuck taser cracklesRomeo screamsAnyhoo this isn t a romance it s a cautionary tale And a pretty funny one at that I originally gave it 3 stars but I had to bump itp for making me giggle so much Between Romeo Juliet both crying moping and twirling around like a tweenage girls and the rest of the cast flailing around to accommodate these idiots this was waaaaaay better than I remembered itI listened to this on Playaway so I got to have the audio version with a full cast of characters sound effects and music Loved it Totally recommend going this way if you re planning on trying out Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet William ShakespeareRomeo and Juliet is a tragedy written by William Shakespeare early in his career about two young star crossed lovers whose deaths ltimately reconcile their feuding families Romeo and Juliet belongs to a tradition of tragic romances stretching back to antiuity The plot is based on an Italian tale translated into verse as The antiuity The plot is based on an Italian tale translated into verse as The History of Romeus and Juliet by Arthur Brooke in 1562 and retold in prose in Palace of Pleasure by William Painter in 1567 Shakespeare borrowed heavily from both but expanded the plot by developing a number of supporting characters particularly Mercutio and Paris Believed to have been written between 1591 and 1595 the play was first published in a arto version in 1597 The text of the first arto version was "of poor ality however and later editions corrected the text to conform closely with Shakespeare "poor ality however and later editions corrected the text to conform closely with Shakespeare original 1977 248 1356 225 16 1375 223 1385 9789644451676 1392 1375 191 1377 9646404332 1380 1394 191 9789646404335 1395 1379 147 1395 184 9786009168576 1390 223 9789641710882 1393 144 1393 82 1562 1591 1597 28051399 Happy 2018 everyone I thought I would get the year off on the right track by reading my first book for classics bingo in the group catching p on classicsand lots One of the suares on this year s board is to read a book published before the 18th century and because Romeo and Juliet is one of this month s group reads I decided to mark off this suare early W I m not sure what annoys me the play that elevated a story about two teenagers meeting at a ball and instantly falling in love then deciding to get married after knowing each other for one night into the most well known love story of all time or the middle schools that feed this to kids of the same age group as the main characters to support their angst filled heads with the idea that yes they really are in love with that guygirl. Excerpt from Shakspere's Romeo and Juliet Edited for School Use by William Allan Neilson President Smith CollegeThe treatment of other versions of the story has been confined to the tales and poems that may be regarded as forming the genealogy of the tragedy The tale itself is'so widespread that'an account of all the forms in which it is kn. ,